This talk page is also known as the WikiBlitz Club, as I am hoping to attract all the hip, gear editors to come and post amusing comments here. While I shall act as hostess and resident DJ, my colleague GoodDay will be responsible for providing the dancing boys and girls in the cages suspended from the Art-Deco ceiling. The music is eclectic, anything from Gregorian chants, Richard Wagner, Elvis Presley, vintage David Bowie, Mozart, The Big Bopper, Small Faces, Van McCoy, Andrea True Connection, Johnny Cash, Motown, The Rolling Stones, the Beach Boys, Cockney Rebel, Haysi Fantayzee, Gerry and The Pacemakers, Stiff Little Fingers, Visage, The Doors, Bay City Rollers, TSOP, Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Slade, The Sweet, Undertones, Santana, Jerry Reed, Van Morrison, Les Dudek, Deep Purple, Lene Lovich, Joy Division, Los Lobos, Communards, Pet Shop Boys, and Kate Bush will be played. The dress code is fluid; any type of fashion ranging from Roman togas, medieval halberks and cote-hardies to farthingales and ruffs; the Regency dandy, Mod, hippie, punk, goth, grunge; 1960s minis, glam rock-style lamé flared trousers and platforms, New Romantic pirate shirts and quiffs, expensive haute-couture is permissible. The club's official mascot is Anne Boleyn, which should serve as a reminder to patrons not to lose one's head whilst drinking our delightful concoctions prepared by our chief bartender Jack Forbes, as a host of dire consequences are likely to follow as a result, such as mind--blowing hangovers, morning-after guilt, amnesia, crabs, and the Nine-Months Screw.

IPs who post on this page are wasting their time as I shall not read nor reply to their posts. Only registered users will be acknowledged. As for trolls, the bouncers will toss them out of my club. We also have a Roman Catholic priest on the premises to bless the drinks as well as provide moral security.

Physical violence is the first and only response for the hopelessly inarticulate, verbal violence is the first response of the true coward- Jeanne Boleyn, May 2009

Rest in peace, Titch. Your acts of kindness will never be forgotten True friendship never dies, it merely succors and comforts the spirit as we inexorably proceed towards the blue light of our own eternity.

Scotland has lost one of its heroes

Jeanne Boleyn, the WikiBlitz hostess

WikiBlitz's guardian of morality and blesser of drinks

Anne Boleyn (5 May 1501- 19 May 1536) Jeanne Boleyn's alter ego, and the official mascot of WikiBlitz

Time is on my side

Yes it is

WikiBlitz's chief bouncer (he also performs mouth-to-mouth, so drink up ladies!)

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[edit] Poll on Ireland article names

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[edit] Hate to bother you...

...with something as trivial as this, but what do you think of this portrait of the Electress Anna Maria Luisa? I'm having trouble deciding. There's just so many! I really like the faux, plumed Roman helmet. -- Jack1755 (talk) 23:38, 14 December 2009 (UTC)

I like this portrait, Jack. What do you think?

It's an interesting portrait. Go ahead and put it in the article, but not in the infobox.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 06:52, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Could you select a portrait you think apporpriate? Anna Maria Luisa @ commons -- Thanks! I checked out Anne Hastings; it's a lovely article. I simply added two commas and specified whose wife Queen Catherine was. That provoked a thought for me, "wasn't [Henry and Catherine's] marriage annulled"? And then another, "if so, I wonder can she be called queen"? -- Jack1755 (talk) 17:39, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Now I've got a job for you, Jeanne! Could you check Anna Maria Luisa for over florid prose? Thanks! -- Jack1755 (talk) 17:42, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

The article is perfect, Jack. I didn't find any florid, overblown prose. I don't care for the helmuted-portrait as the infobox image. Personally, I prefer the image I've placed here.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 15:43, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I agree. Feel free to insert the Boit portrait! Thanks. Would you mind copy and pasting your testimony here? My X-Mas exams started today! :O -- Jack1755 (talk) 16:06, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Morning has broken

Good morning, Jeanne. Jack forbes (talk) 05:54, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Praise for the singing, praise for the morning.... Good morning, Jack. How's the weather in Scotland? Here it's cold and threatening to rain.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 06:53, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I thought you had scarpered. Pretty cold here too Jeanne. I just hope the snow stays away. Jack forbes (talk) 06:57, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

No way, Jose. I'm still here. I hate cold weather, I'm a sun worshipper.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 07:16, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Time for a cup of coffee me thinks. Got to stay warm somehow. Brrrr. Jack forbes (talk) 07:25, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

A cup of rich hot chocolate will get you warmer than coffee or tea.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 07:30, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

No hot chocolate I'm afraid. I suppose I could run up and down on the spot, but I don't have the energy. Where are you spending your Christmas Jeanne? I'm off to London for a few days of merriment. Jack forbes (talk) 07:38, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

Lucky you to be off to London. I'm afraid I'll be stuck here in my boring village.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 07:40, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure you'll find something to cheer you up and you do have your kids there. You are also a very fortunate girl to have that beautiful view from your house. There are people out there that would give their eye teeth for that. Jack forbes (talk) 07:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

I prefer a view of the sea which I have during the summer as you can see here.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 07:53, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

A house with a view. Ah, hurry up summer...

Nice. You just walk out the front door, trip up, and land on the beach. The good life, eh! Jack forbes (talk) 07:59, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

And hopefully in the muscular arms of a lifeguard.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 10:13, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I know your deep dark secret, Jeanne!

He get's the best of both worlds, acts all wholesome and then, sexes it up with women.

You're Tiger Woods's 15th mistress! Jenny's delectable titbits of medaeval history lured him into her arms; how much did he pay you to keep quiet, huh? -- Jack1755 (talk) 00:43, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

All jokes aside, I thought his outrageous conduct should be mentioned @ Wikiblitz. -- Jack1755 (talk) 00:43, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Happy Birthday, Keith!!

Happy Birthday, Keith. To me you'll always be like you were in 1972!

Happy Birthday, Keith

(JB's comment above)

• Here to celebrate with you, I know Mick Taylor did the lead on this but the band is Keith's – singalong now: "Well, when you're sitting there, in your silk upholstered chair/Talkin' to some rich folk that you know/Well I hope you won't see me, in my ragged company/Well, you know I could never be alone" HBKR, see you at Sarah's. Sswonk (talk) 15:05, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

Take me down little Suzy, take me down/I know you think you're the queen of the underground..... Do you think Suzy was legendary groupie Suzy Creamcheese? Taylor was a very good guitarist, he just lacked charisma and had no stage presence. I saw the Stones live twice with Mick Taylor, and he was totally upstaged by Keith.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 15:13, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

I got no idea, but sometimes it's like everyone at that stage was Anita Pallenberg. I caught Some Girls in Hampton, VA during the first weeks of the tour before the songs became classics. There are some good videos from that tour out there. Sswonk (talk) 15:46, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

If there was such a thing as parallel time, I'd love to have been Anita Pallenberg in the 1960s and early 1970s. What a life! She defined cool.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 15:51, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

She was definitely a force, and aficionados know how much. Mick's lyrics and star power define the public view, but it is and always has been Keith's band and she as his wife played a major role for ten years. Your idea sounds like mine where I wake up one day and I'm in Boston in 1775. It's essential to have a strong imagination. Sswonk (talk) 16:15, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

I also like to imagine I'm at the courts of Henry VIII and Richard III of England. Some would say I have too much imagination.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 16:58, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

I thought Keith Richards died years ago & the only reason he's still performing is 'cuz nobody's told him he's deceased (giggle giggle). Happy B-day, KR. GoodDay (talk) 19:24, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

You're just jealous cos you ain't got fingers like Keith. Na na na na na na.--Jeanne Boleyn (talk) 23:10, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

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