…loved by many, hated by just as %#@$#*!ing many.

About Ten Pound Hammer This editor is a Veteran Editor IV, and is entitled to display this Gold Editor Star. "Who is Ten Pound Hammer?": Ten Pound Hammer is the name assumed by this editor, along with his romp of Wikipedia-editing North American river otters. He has six of them: Lari, Aaron, Caleb, Jason, Kirk, and Wayne. Lari's the only girl out of the bunch, and she's the troublemaker because nobody thinks that she's a girl. The otters are quick to add that they don't screw up nearly as often as he does. They're also happy that sea otter and giant otter have gotten to FA, and that User:Barkjon is letting his otters edit Wikipedia. We could use more WikiOtters! Oh yeah, there's also Cheyenne the clue-bat. She flies about new users' heads until they get a clue. "...Um, okay. Who's 'this editor' then?": Bobby something-or-other. "Why the name Ten Pound Hammer, anyway?": "Ten Pound Hammer" is a song written by Dennis Linde, featured on Aaron Tippin's 1995 album Tool Box and Barbara Mandrell's 1997 album It Works for Me. I like the song, so I decided to use its title as my user name. "120,000 edits, and you still want help?": Hey, you try promoting an article to good article status by yourself. I'm not the best writer in the world, especially when I'm trying to edit while half asleep (which I often am). My otters try to help me out, but they can't type very well with webbed fingers. Therefore, I ask your help in any article that you want to help out in. "Where can I start?" If you want, you can create a new page on one of the red links also listed below. Or, you can go down further to the list of pages I've created or improved, pick one of those, and polish it up for me. "Wasn't there once a TenPoundHammer writing for Roughstock?" Yes. I decided to use my real name there, after originally deciding to use my nom de plume.

Silly boxes that the otters won't let me get rid of This user is male. This user has been on Wikipedia for 3 years, 11 months, and 24 days. This user enjoys country music. This user plays the guitar. This user plays the piano. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user is a member of WikiProject Shopping Centers. This user reverts vandalism in the blink of an eye with Twinkle! This user has written or expanded 60 DYK articles on Wikipedia. This user helped promote the article Walden Galleria to good article status. This user helped promote the article McBride & the Ride to good article status. This user helped promote the article The Kentucky Headhunters to good article status. This user helped promote Diamond Rio discography to featured list status. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his edits. Never mind that he screws up all the time and hates himself for it. jklozvrfajbk vsalvnkanvls;a This user likes banging on the keyboard. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! This user performs non-admin closures at articles for deletion. ZIM This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now! This user contributes using a laptop. This user account is also used by several North American river otters. This user is a WikiOtter, and should not be confused with the otters who share his account. Nor should he be confused with User:Barkjon or his otters. 8.4 This user is Numberwang! This user will edit for pizza. con This user is a conservative.

Help an otter out

• Help me please please please! I can't cover country music articles all by myself!

The following are articles that I plan to create. If you want to help me out and do one yourself, you may. (And if you do create one of the pages listed below, please feel free to notify me, or just remove it from the list.

Music articles to be created

Biographical

• Also, just about anyone who's ever had a Top 40 country hit. Check Joel Whitburn's book if you need to.

Companies

• Intersound Records

Songs

• Pretty much any Number One country hit, US or Canadian, that doesn't have an article

Albums

• Any missing albums by Kathy Mattea, Steve Wariner and Rodney Crowell

Publications

• Music Row (magazine)

Other

• Hat act
• Template:Reba McEntire 1970s-1980s singles
• Template:Reba McEntire 1990s singles
• Template:Reba McEntire 2000s singles

Retail articles to be created

• ABC Warehouse
• Bresler's Ice Cream
• Cherry & Webb
• County Seat (store)
• Dahlkemper's
• Harmony House
• Holiday Stationstores
• Homart Development
• Horne's (restaurant)
• Pomeroy's
• Spuregon's
• Urban Retail Properties

Mall articles to be created

• Arnot Mall
• Grossmont Center
• Leste Aricanduva
• Marley Station
• Meadowbrook Mall
• Orange Park Mall

Other articles to be created

• Steve O'Brien

Other editing-related stuff

• Pages I created
• Other major contributions (Why don't you help me promote something to GA status? Please?)
• Barnstars I've earned
• My Law™
• A speedy deletion criterion that was made per my suggestion
• Please help me with a country music article!
• My first edit on this account

Other

• User:TenPoundHammer/The Devil's Wiktionary
• Wikipedia:Don't hold a grudge
• Wikipedia:Put a little effort into it

More stuff

• Best edit summary ever

My thoughts on RfAs past

See my past requests for adminship here. My thanks to all the participants, even if you voted "oppose".

1. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer
   • Nomination by the user formerly known as Whstchy on May 28, 2007. Final tally was (27/19/10), or about 66% support.
2. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 2
   • Self-nomination, per Edison's suggestion, on July 21, 2007. Final tally was (50/33/3) or about 62% support.
3. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 3
   • Nomination by Nenyedi on August 17, 2007. Withdrawn a day later, with a tally at the time of (3/6/5), or about 64% support. Withdrawn because too many people thought it was too soon after the last one. I'd rather forget this one.
4. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 4
   • Nomination by Wizardman on January 1, 2008. Final tally was (94/42/8), or about 70% support.
5. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 5
   • Nomination by the user formerly known as SynergeticMaggot on March 19, 2008. Final tally was (156/75/12), or about 69% support.
6. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 6‎
   • Nomination by HisSpaceResearch on August 7, 2008. Withdrawn because I just didn't see it passing, on August 10, 2008 with a tally of (102/54/18), or about 69% support still.
7. Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/TenPoundHammer 7
   • Nominated by Tony Fox on September 2, 2009. Withdrawn with epic fail on Septemer 2, 2009 with a tally of (26/33/2), or about 45% support. (TrackerTV filed a 7th nomination on November 6, 2008 without asking me first, but User:Barneca nuked it because I declined.)

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