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+13.00 | This user's time zone is GMT+13.00 | | What you are looking to find out about me can be found embedded within the source code of the userboxes on this page. The hidden meaning can be revealed using a delicate combination of sudoku and banburismus implemented on an original Polish Enigma double (check eBay). (HINT: "U"s are treated as "V"s and the value of any "Z"s and "Q"s are carried over every third pass and combined with the corresponding pass value of "K".) [edit] Memberships I'm not a member of any WikiProjects, but I think I'm a member of the CfD Cabal. I'm not 100% sure, though, because no one invites me to any of the meetings and I don't get the newsletter. [edit] Wikiprojects and categories [edit] My Wikipedia "philosophy" If I was uninteresting enough to be able to condense all of my opinions about things on WP by categorizing myself as some sort of "-ist" or a believer in an "-ism", I would still not do it out of pure shame. [edit] Honours and miscellanea [edit] Barnstars | barnstars |  | | The Barnstar of Good Humour | | For having one of the more unusual and amusing usernames I've come across. Oh how I love double entendres. faithless (speak) 17:09, 21 March 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Barnstar of Diligence | | is hereby awarded to Good Ol’factory for immense amounts of work at WP:CFD. Grutness...wha? 01:07, 2 April 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Category Barnstar | | I award User:Good Olfactory this barnstar for his work on fixing categories.--Lenticel (talk) 22:39, 14 April 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Working Man's Barnstar | | This is for your efforts on categorizing articles. Otolemur crassicaudatus (talk) 09:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Categorisation Barnstar | | For an eagle eye in helping to improve new categories. Thank you! Eustress (talk) 00:10, 5 July 2008 (UTC) |
| | The Categorisation Barnstar | | I'm speechless. You know your way around the category tree. — MaggotSyn 22:11, 13 July 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Socratic Barnstar | | Excellent closing statement on the non-violent fps CFD, very well-thought out and delivered. cheers, –xeno (talk) 13:04, 14 October 2008 (UTC) |
 | | The Original Barnstar | | For your excellent continuing work on Categories for discussion, and above all, a willingness to put in extra work to fix any resultant mistakes. Cyde Weys 23:48, 11 January 2009 (UTC) |
 | | The Admin's Barnstar | | For helping out with implementing this. Kbdank71 13:57, 6 March 2009 (UTC) |
 | | 100,000 Edits | | I, Bugboy52.4, award you for reaching 100,000 edits according to the List of Wikipedians by number of edits generated 11:45 pm, 24 February 2009. Keep up the good work!________________________________________________________________ |
| | The Barnstar of Diligence | | Given to Good Olfactory for his amazing work in changing links on over 200 pages to keep the wiki running smoothly, not to mention all the other wiki-gnomery that goes on! Thanks for all you do! You rock! Intothewoods29 (talk) 05:47, 6 May 2009 (UTC) |
 | | The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar | | For wisdom and courage in dealing with bully whose threats go well beyond mere heated words. Americasroof (talk) 16:47, 28 May 2009 (UTC) |
| | The Admin's Barnstar | | For responding with resounding positivity to the ANI post about West Ridge Academy. Props to you! Exxolon (talk) 16:34, 8 June 2009 (UTC) | | [edit] Museum of stuffed insults | Museum of stuffed insults | - I have engaged in "grotesque" and "revolting trivializations of child molestation.
- Similarly, I have "dismissed the reality of pedophilia".
- I have engaged in "grotesque trivialization" of the experiences of Holocaust survivors.
- I am either ignorant or anti-Semitic, but because we assume good faith on WP—probably just ignorant.
- If I am educated, my soul is in need of prayers.
- I engage in a "mild form of Holocaust denial".
- I am "disturbingly aggressive".
- I have a "bizarrely twisted mind that renders (me) of questionable use as an editor of Wikipedia".
- I generally engage in "problematic nominations" (P.S.: remember what I said about pedophiles earlier?)
- In summary of the above, my behaviour is noted for: "Holocaust minimization, lies, ... defense of pedophilia, insensitive jokes about the Holocauset (sic), obsessive attacks of people who ctiticize (me), and ... threats (against others)".
- I do not have "any clue about German history".
- I am a "crappy sycophant".
- I've no idea about the heartache Christopher Cross went through before he realized some success with the release of "Sailing".
- My actions on Wikipedia result in aiding "corrupt and corrupting politicians". (Update: five months later, I'm reminded that I "sided with corruption".)
- I am a sock-puppet of Snocrates and/or G77; or definitely Snocrates.
- This collection is not making WP a nicer place.
- I make "death threats": [2], [3], [4], [5], [6].
- I have "well-known biases in regard to ethnicity, and Jewish identity in particular".
- My comments are "degrading, insulting, and offensive", etc.
- I removed a claim from my userpage that I attended Harvard University when someone asked me to provide proof. (Actually, I removed it because I was getting tired of users calling me an Ivy-League-candy-ass. But if I didn't really attend Harvard, I wish someone would let the student loan collectors at Citibank know that.)
- I am "motivated by medieval hatred and malice towards anyone who actually believes what Joseph Smith, Jr. taught"; I am "a vicious criminal"; an "anti-Mormon jerk".
- This list is a "pointless museum of stuffed sentences".
- I need to "stop believing that (I'm) God".
| [edit] Some ANI complaints about me [edit] Some quotes [edit] Categories for discussion precedents My personal record of categories for discussion "precedents" for deletion are at /CFD and the ones for renaming are at /CFR. | This is a Wikipedia user page. This is not an encyclopedia article. If you find this page on any site other than Wikipedia, you are viewing a mirror site. Be aware that the page may be outdated and that the user to whom this page belongs may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia itself. The original page is located at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Good_Olfactory. | |
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