The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For your tireless efforts in countering vandalism in Wikipedia, I award you the RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar. You are doing an awesome job!! JJIG (t | c) 04:42, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

You do good work here and I appreciate it...keep it up!--MONGO 09:09, 18 December 2005 (UTC)

I, Leithp, hereby award CS,CWEM (as I dub thee) The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar for relentlessly battling the never-ending hordes of vandals — 13:28, 22 December 2005 (UTC)

I, EWS23, hereby award Can't sleep, clown will eat me the RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar for his incredibly high number of vandal reversions and warnings. Keep up the good work! 18:24, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For your diligence in hunting down vandals. (If you got this barnstar already -- your user page doesn't seem to have a Barnstar section -- let me know and I'll award a different one.) --Nlu (talk) 18:15, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

➨ ЯEDVERS awards this Barnstar to Can't sleep, clown will eat me for putting in the hard admin work that makes Wikipedia better for everybody.

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstars
For your best efforts in keeping Wikipedia vandal- and vanity-free... keep your finger on that delete button! :)

Lucky 6.9 03:17, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Great job with preventing vandalism Funnyfarmofdoom 21:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Bahnstah

		The Working Man's Barnstar
		A quick glance through your talk archives confirms it: you don't have nearly enough of these, for all the work you do. I'm most familiar with the amazing amount of effort you put into anti-vandalism and your work at AfD, but the simple fact of the matter is that you are a great boon to Wikipedia. We need more editors like you. Luna Santin 06:22, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Well Done

I have seen your edits all over the place and seeing as you keep beating me to vandalism reversion; I think you deserve a barnstar:

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		For being such an insanely good Wiki-editor and beating me to vandlism deletion. James086 Talk | Contribs 10:56, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Funny You Are - Awarded Barnstar of Good Humor

		The Barnstar of Good Humor
		I see you do lots of work on Wikipedia and every time I see your name I get a laugh. Can't sleep, clown will eat me! So funny! So I award you the Barnstar of Good Humor, and I have no doubt you fulfill the other requirements of the Barnstar as well. --LegitimateAndEvenCompelling 23:42, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Nice userpage!

For having such a funny and simply AWESOME userpage, I, Randfan, am hereby awarding you, I am very Coulrophobic with, the Excellent User Page Award. Good job! Post scriptum: would you mind signing my Autograph book? Thanks! Cheers! —¡Randfan!^{Sign here?} 16:50, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

You deserve this

		The Surreal Barnstar
		Who else would block someone for "8.625 fortnights?" That's too cool. I'm glad to have you on our side. —ScouterSig 17:45, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

For always beating me to the reverts!

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I'm still a bit of a "noob" but I don't think a night goes by when on RC patrol that you don't beat me to a revert. You rock! :) PWdiamond 06:04, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Thanks for your continuous efforts to keep maintain wiki-integrity! Jerry lavoie 11:10, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Award

Hey CSCWEM, I have something for you!!!!

		The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar
		I award CSCWEM this BarnStar because of his endless defending of Wiki...You Rock...Keep it up ;^)!!! BarnStar Boy 03:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

 !

		The Barnstar of Good Humor
		Can't sleep, clown will eat me, I award you the Barnstar of Good Humor for your hilarious userpage. I was laughing when you changed the image! Kamope | userpage | talk | contributions 15:06, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Barnstar

		The Purple Star
		I hearby award you this barnstar as I have seen the abuse and vandalism your userpage has gone through during your time on wikipedia. Retiono Virginian 19:09, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		I award you, Can't sleep, clown will eat, with the tireless contributor barnstar for blocking 16,500+ vandals, protecting 1,500+ pages and deleting more than 5,000 pages on Wikipedia. I guess you really can't sleep. Great job! It was no wonder that you were given the tools to help assist with maintenance. I don't know where you want to put it, but you can have it wherever you want.--Wikipedier (talk • contribs) 05:22, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Award

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Can't sleep, clown will eat me, I award you The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar in appreciation of your excellent vandal-fighting: almost all of your contributions today were reversions. Keep it up! >Kamope< Talk · Sign Here 19:17, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Sometimes out of curiosity I check people's edit history. Jesus Christ, you are a ridiculously powerful vandal fighter. You're like a machine. Quadzilla99 03:32, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I keep seeing your name come up, too. Thanks for all the good work! Cbdorsett 09:57, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

USER NAME BARNSTAR

		USER NAME BARNSTAR
		Although this doesn't seem to be an "official" type of Barnstar (got it from User:HouseOfScandal), I'm giving it to you anyway. After a late night of editing, I reloaded my watch list and read: Can't sleep, clown will eat me. It made me laugh out loud! --Georgeryp 16:42, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh noes, it's another award!

		The Original Barnstar
		Never got around to doing this, but you definitely deserve yet another barnstar! I've seen a lot of your edits ever since I first joined Wikipedia: definitely the administrator I've seen working the most. Thanks for all the great contributions! :D RazorICE 08:06, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Overdue

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		Fine work you do and I thank you for it. MONGO 07:54, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Props to you

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Awarded for beating me to at least 10 edits this evening, and at least ten times that since I began RC patrolling. Keep up the good work! Ravanacker | Talk 01:49, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

You know what...

		The Surreal Barnstar
		Have a barnstar. Did you know that you are the most (if not the only) quoted example over on WP:UAA? Your username is constantly brought up in discussions about username lengths, and most recently when a username was reported for encouraging violence towards clowns. I feel that this may be giving you a bit of a complex, but we all love the username so have a barnstar of surrealism!! SGGH speak! 23:56, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Excellent userpage Barnstar

		The Excellent Userpage Award
		Hello! Your userpage is absolutely fantastic, and as a result, you deserve this barnstar! Happy editing! Lradrama 18:04, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

You're constantly on my watchpage

in the edit summary of 'Reverted 1 edit by nn.nnn.nn.nnn identified as vandalism to last revision by Can't sleep, clown will eat me' and when I check the history I see that you reverted the previous vandalism.

So:

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		for constantly appearing on watchpages because of reverting vandalism. Keep it up! Yodaat 16:13, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

The Barnstar of Diligence

		The Barnstar of Diligence
		I'm awarding you this barnstar of diligence for your combination of extraordinary scrutiny, precision and community service to wikipedia. Wikidudeman (talk) 19:22, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thankyou

		The Special Barnstar
		For your great admin work, and stopping any backlogs appearing! The admin i see working the most and the hardest! Keep up the good work and i speak on behalf of all Wikipedia when i say Thankyou! --JacќяМ ¿Qué? 07:26, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

In appreciation of all of the hard work you do

Golden Wiki Award

I, SiREX98 hereby present to Can't sleep, clown will eat me the Golden Wiki Award for being truly a first class Administrator that provides an astonishing level of effort in the protection of thousands of article across Wikipedia.

Are you the only admin on? Seems we've bumped into each other 3 times in under a half hour. How about a barnstar? :)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		For your awesome anti-vandalism efforts today. -WarthogDemon 04:09, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Thanks for the help fighting vandalism. Keep up the good work! mjwilson (Talk/Contrib) 18:33, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I know you must not need any more of these, but thanks for helping me out a ton on Wayne Barnes, an apparently hated referee in New Zealand. It got super-out-of-hand, and since I can't protect pages, I felt helpless. Good work, and keep it up! —Signed by KoЯnfan71 My Talk Sign Here! 23:22, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I, L337p4wn award you this RickK Anti-Vandalsim Barnstar for your tireless work on cleaning up Wikipedia, (As if you don't have enough already...) L337p4wn 06:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		I think you deserve one more barnstar for all your hard work. So, I award you this barnstar for keeping Wikipedia clean. Midorihana(talk)(contribs) 05:29, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Murela wants apology

Half of me was reluctant to write this letter out of concern that Hon. Can't sleep the clown will eat me may be one of those people who say unprofessional things for the sole purpose of gaining attention. But given Can't sleep the clown will eat me's track record, I have concluded that one difference between his flunkies and other dark forces of anarchy and hatred is that the former intend to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate, so I've decided to proceed. It is worth noting at the outset that whenever Can't sleep the clown will eat me announces that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles, his companions applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that Can't sleep the clown will eat me spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his wisecracks while ignoring the fact that he wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet Can't sleep the clown will eat me is also a big proponent of a particularly shabby form of negativism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that it's easy to tell if he's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.

I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can't say that I'm 100% true to this, but Can't sleep the clown will eat me's frequent vacillating leads me to believe that he says that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like him. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. If I had to choose the most cranky specimen from Can't sleep the clown will eat me's welter of surly gabble, it would have to be Can't sleep the clown will eat me's claim that this is the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all possible people. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Can't sleep the clown will eat me's suggestions form a vast brainwashing and brain-contaminating machine, which has worked, on the whole, with great efficiency. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to him. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that Can't sleep the clown will eat me says that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to create a Frankenstein's monster.

If someone were to use terms of opprobrium such as "morally questionable vigilantes" and "obtuse blood-stained criminals" to castigate whomever Can't sleep the clown will eat me opposes, I'd rather it be an army of inimical televangelists than Can't sleep the clown will eat me because the latter is quixotic, while the former are only subhuman. He either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. Can't sleep the clown will eat me even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to batten on the credulity of the ignorant. It is apparent to me that it seems clear that we are becoming a nation of worthless, bilious mob bosses. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that Can't sleep the clown will eat me once tried to convince a bunch of us that materialism and cannibalism are identical concepts. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to solve the problems that are important to most people.

Some people think it's a bit extreme of me to communicate and teach -- a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that idle hands are the devil's tools. That's why Can't sleep the clown will eat me spends his leisure time devising ever more muddleheaded ways to violate all the rules of decorum.

Technically, Can't sleep the clown will eat me is totally mistaken if he believes that there should be publicly financed centers of barbarism. He is like a broken record, using the same tired cliches about family and education and safer streets, yet he is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside himself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of his wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. As someone who enjoys brandishing words like "incontrovertibleness" and "interdestructiveness" as a smoke screen to hide his flimflams' inherent paradoxes, Can't sleep the clown will eat me must indubitably be at a loss when someone presents a logical counterargument to his impractical rejoinders. His use of bestial pinheads is pathetic. Which brings me to my next criticism of Can't sleep the clown will eat me. I wish I could say this nicely but I don't have much tolerance for sappy bullies: He says that he can ignore rules, laws, and protocol without repercussion. But then he turns around and says that the future of the entire world rests in his hands. You know, you can't have it both ways, Can't sleep the clown will eat me.

I am more than merely surprised by Can't sleep the clown will eat me's willingness to sell us fibs and fear mixed with a generous dollop of factionalism. I'm shocked, shocked. And, as if that weren't enough, Can't sleep the clown will eat me has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. However, if Can't sleep the clown will eat me were to trick them into fixing their compass on the wrong star they'd soon be so off-course that they'd actually be willing to help him produce culturally degenerate films and tapes. He is on some sort of thesaurus-fueled rampage. Every sentence Can't sleep the clown will eat me writes is filled with needlessly long words like "roentgenographically" and "antiprestidigitation". Either he is deliberately trying to confuse us or else he's secretly scheming to squander irreplaceable national treasures.

Some people don't seem to mind that Can't sleep the clown will eat me likes to persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished. What a dissolute, destructive world we live in! If my memory serves me correctly, he truly believes that the moon is made of green cheese. I hope you realize that that's just a stultiloquent pipe dream from a biggety pipe and that in the real world, Can't sleep the clown will eat me wants you to believe that skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Can't sleep the clown will eat me's ignominious reinterpretations of historic events.

I apologize if the following points are hard to follow but they're quite relevant to the gist of my argument. First, the cliches of Can't sleep the clown will eat me's orations are well-known to us all. And second, money is not the solution to our Can't sleep the clown will eat me problem. All of this means, of course, that there is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until Can't sleep the clown will eat me and his admirers started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that Can't sleep the clown will eat me should shift for himself. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me begin the debate about Can't sleep the clown will eat me's squibs. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because given the very real threat of Can't sleep the clown will eat me preventing me from sleeping soundly at night it is essential that we put his predatory, unstable smear tactics out to pasture. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.

Spleeny bloodsuckers are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to abet a resurgence of pushy voyeurism. Do not let inflammatory rhetoric and misleading and inaccurate statements decide your position on this issue. In public, Can't sleep the clown will eat me vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, Can't sleep the clown will eat me never fails to impugn the patriotism of his opponents. A final word: Hon. Can't sleep the clown will eat me is filled with unrighteousness, wickedness, and maliciousness. Murela wants an apology.

A rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender looks at him and replies, "We don't serve ropes here!" The rope walks outside, ties himself into a knot, messes up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey! Aren't you that rope that was just in here?" The rope turns to the bartender and says, "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

A clown was standing in a kitchen, holding a can of frozen orange juice, staring at it intently. His friend saw this and asked why. The clown answered, "The can says, ‘Concentrate’"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" "Nah. Cannibal Corpse wouldn't think twice about it", replied the other cannibal.

One clown got a job at a circus telling bad jokes like this one, while another clown (his brother) got hired at a watch factory. Since then all they've ever done is made faces.

Bon appétit (Eat well) ! --Cosmona (talk) 16:56, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Here are some Oreo cookies! --Cosmona (talk) 16:49, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Once I got a clown to consume this. He had to go to the doctor.

Maybe garlic will chase them away!

Mmmm... I hope clowns like to eat cheeseburgers, so have one! Cosmona (talk) 14:30, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Clowns are known to LOVE eating Earth and other similar planets. Luckily, even with all this food below, Clowns are not able to be that size. DO NOT CARRY THIS PICTURE AROUND! Hobapotter (talk) 15:32, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

All good clowns like to eat pesto made with pine nuts. Actually, clowns prefer pesto over people, so feeding the clown copious amounts of pesto will prevent the clown from eating ANY humans, unless you've been stupid enough to spread the pesto all over your body. SteinAlive 13:30, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

I got an account just to give some gingerbread to you, for having the patience to correct me when I kept adding personal sites and missing the rule against them. Osachan 23:10, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

A pair of stroopwafels for you, thanks for reverting vandalism to Amsterdam. --User:Krator (t c) 20:16, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Even evil, cannabalistic clowns love jelly babies ŞůṜīΣĻ¹98¹^Speak_Sign 22:03, 5 April 2007 (UTC)(This image was originally posted to Flickr by Father.Jack at http://www.flickr.com/photos/father_jack/192744811/)

I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.

How about a chocolate fountain? p 02:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Fed the clown a live vandal. Two birds with one stone! Ninja! 23:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

The clown might feel the need to chow on down on a microwave oven to prove the theory "microwave food" is bad for us :-) - Bennyboyz3000 06:29, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Feed the clown children

The clown may want to eat a Dragon. Warning! The dragon may try and eat him.

Engraving of Ouroboros who is a very hungry dragon swallowing its own tail by Lucas Jennis, in alchemical tract titled De Lapide Philisophico.

Peanut butter jelly time! Can't sleep, clown will eat me 13:49, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tofu: the other white bean. -- User:Erielhonan 23:11 PST 20061103

More Tandoori chicken? DVD+ R/W 09:43, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Here are some bialies: don't forget to answer your questions. DVD+ R/W 00:08, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

A slice cut from an apple pie

Mmmm, HTTP cookies. I'll take a few bytes (just don't tell the server we're trashing their data). ~ PseudoSudo 07:39, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

I have fed the clown custard pie. MMMMMMM. --Pupster21 17:38, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

And later we'll all play the cheese shop game. CambridgeBayWeather (Talk) 04:58, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

That Beef Stroganhoff is just awesome beyond words, thank you. 8-) Can't sleep, clown will eat me 05:30, 16 April 2006 (UTC)

Cheers to all-night vandal-whacking. _-M ^o P-_ 09:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

ive orderd in some marmot tartare Benon 18:30, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Until this shows up, I've provided a simpler offering. —A 08:17, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Did someone mention something about ordering some more marmot tartare? Can't sleep, clown will eat me 22:56, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Not to butt in, but that's a nice marmot. The Big Lebowski. TKE 03:43, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

and ill have the scent gland :PBenon 03:59, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

I've just popped in for a byte or two. Mmmm, crunchy. Anotherpongo 13:04, 31 August 2006 (UTC) Eat it! Eat Susan or the Cake instead! Arrrgh! Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2. Editor Review} 07:09, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

EAT CHOCOLATE!!!

Did you like my chocolate? | AndonicO ^{Talk | Sign Here} 13:54, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm... how about traditional Sri Lankan cuisine? May be this will cause for an indigestion. --♪♫ ĽąĦĩŘǔ ♫♪ ^{Walkie-talkie}12:53, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Have some papayas! SlightlyMad 22:48, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

How about a Piña Colada?
A Raider Like Indiana^talk 18:12, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Eat a pineapple, -- thisma^talk 18:58, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Have a Twix! Kamope · talk ·contributions 22:23, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

A mouse brain. The clown’s brain is probably of roughly similar size.

Djf2014 15:15, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Have some pie! science4sail ^talkcon 02:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Here is a WikiCookie from a Newbie --al95521 03:46, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Here's some Chicken Noodle Soup, from USADude 00:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

YUM! here have some Lasagna from Mcoop06 02:11, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Bon Appétit! S.D. ¿п? § 04:23, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Lovely cupcakes for the Clown! Eat to edit and edit to eat! Yuanchosaan^Salutations! 05:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Forget all of those high carbs! Have a salad! Shindo9Hikaru

Here's a deliciously disgusting clown. User:Hangfromthefloor

Here's some strawberries for the clown. > Kamope < 01:55, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm... Nothing like a good slime mold for breakfast... Pengwiin

Now this is very yummy!!!! X-D --Penubag 06:50, 12 April 2007 (UTC)penubag

For you. Eat it slowly. ;) —  $PЯINGrαgђ  14:53, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

WHAAAAA!! The clown will eat me too! *shivers* o..oo..ok clown, um.. here's a yummy.. um..um..um..Chocolate Bunny! Yeah, that's it, a chocolate bunny! Ryan ^{Got something to say?} 13:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Here's a cake that looks just like The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar. All that fighting against vandalism must make you hungry! :P Bob f it 19:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Just a lttle yummy Kimchi will make the Clown's farts smell like a septic tank. --Shirt58 11:34, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Here is some cheese.

It seems only appropriate the clown be served some wiki-cake! Spellcast 19:15, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

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A ration of food. (Silly rabbit 15:16, 20 June 2007 (UTC))

Grab a Snickers. → Hot Dog Wolf 20:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

You're becoming famous - your name was written on a white board in the corridor where I work!!! To celebrate your notoriety, I give you some nice buns ;) Ciar 07:45, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Ritzy, huh? Only the best breaded pickle for a crazed clown. SlightlyMad^{wanna si-ign?} 03:18, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Here's some garlic to keep away the vampires. May not be that good to eat, but meh! Deal with it. :) Y5nthon5a (talk) 04:42, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

I decided to keep on hitting the Random Article button until I found food. I found Moneyshot (disambiguation) which was interesting. I also found Graduation (Friends Forever) which made me tear up and want to download it. 100 Greatest Cartoons was on there, I stopped here for a couple minutes to read 'em all. I FOUND YOU SOMETHING...Beat (soda)...I can do better than a drink...*keeps on going* Whilst continuing on, I found The Lavender Cowboy. Yee-Haw!! Hey, got you some Cerpa, another drink...Water (classical element), don't drink it, it's holy!! After about 30,000 random articles. I gave up and decided to just put in a local food item. Horse Shoe. Trevor "Tinkleheimer" Haworth 05:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Casu marzu... mmm... enjoy. Sicilianmandolin 07:47, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

So, two cannibal clowns are eating another clown when one looks up and asks 'Does this taste funny to you?' —WODUP 05:19, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Will some carbonated beef work for you? Even though I have none?... Two One Six Five Five ^τ _ʃ 20:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Would the clown perhaps like bit of this tasty Coelacanth? The really old and tasty ones live at the bottom of the ocean (down in crushing water, Like to see you eat little children after that) ;P--Pewwer42  Talk  08:14, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

I don't know if you like Coke or Pepsi, or if you even drink soda at all, but here is an absolutely gigantic bottle of Coke for you. J.delanoy^gabs_adds 13:44, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

A pasty. Once the clown eats this, he should give up eating people so he can concentrate on delicious pastys! Oldlaptop321 (talk) 21:05, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

A mouth watering strawberry sundae just for you! ^_^ ♣PrincessClown♥ 22:18, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and if that sundae was too sweet and goody two shoes for you, then try this! ♣PrincessClown♥ 22:22, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

A large sample of native arsenic. . . just in caseChocolog (talk) 11:49, 23 September 2009 (UTC)

Yeah! A year later and you are still giving me nightmare. A mod no less! Arrrggghhhhh!!! __earth ^(Talk) 07:13, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Beware of the penguin. He has heavily armed friends. :-) Random Passer-by 21:28, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Query: Is this perchance the clown that could have possibly eaten Bart, or the clown from Poltergeist that was being parodied? They both make me scared; I can't sleep now. Tim Sailor 02:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Four months later and you're still giving me nightmares. __earth ^(Talk) 16:47, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

As long as I keep on editing Wikipedia, the demons of the night cannot catch me... (The demons have been vanquished!--Josh 01:31, 16 May 2006 (UTC)) K-UNIT 04:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep!!!! The person that is in danger of being eaten by the clown will eat me!!!!--Adam ^(talk) 23:50, 3 April 2006 (UTC)

Please put some chicken noodle soup on your page. I have the flu (and can't sleep because I am hallucinating evil clowns). dbtfz^talk 09:34, 6 March 2006 (UTC) Feelin' much better now. Thanks for the soup. :-) dbtfz^talk 06:10, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

I am The top :p

Your username makes me smile! HeyNow10029 20:29, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Looks Like I'm on top now, Windy ;-) --Goatrider 07:19, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I AM AT THE TOP -WindFish 09:24, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

ok --Theone3 10:38, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

Shan't. So there. Morwen - Talk 10:39, 4 January 2006 (UTC)

You are giving me a nightmare. __earth 02:04, 5 January 2006 (UTC)

I just changed the emote to make it seem more of a polite plee not to vandalise. You look cuter that way Anonymous Contributor 11:16, 9 January 2006

You have the best username ever. —Ilyanep (Talk) 05:01, 8 January 2006 (UTC)

Idem Federico Pistono ✆ ✍ 00:31, 9 January 2006 (UTC)

Nomen omen est. :) Jamyskis Whisper, Contribs 23:21, 17 January 2006 (UTC)

Fooooooooood! *glomp* Jellyfisho 13:37, 19 January 2006 (UTC) Clowns eat food too

You can make meatloaf out of children. Children are afterall, meat. Avriette 04:47, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Is manchild a white meat? —A 08:08, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

That would depend on the ancestry. SteinAlive | ☎ | ☉ 05:44, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm Chicken - Mike Beckham 08:40, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

LOL --Zzzzzzus 11:58, 23 January 2006 (UTC)zzzzzzus

YUCK Brownies - Mike Beckham 00:10, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

A single statement meant to be funny by itself--Theloniouszen 08:11, 27 January 2006 (UTC)

mm ill take some of the marmot tarte please, with a large dollop of ketchupBenon 09:26, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

whats in and alcholic?Benon 17:48, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

omg how can we have a piza without the anchoviesBenon 09:44, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

Dude, there's a golden bunny in your fridge (not that there's anything wrong with that)! No Guru 16:36, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm sleepy Danny Lilithborne 09:37, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Mmmmmm, insomnia...... *gargle* Kntrabssi 05:32, 3 March 2006 (UTC)

Hmmm, all the food is good. I'm not an insomniac per se, but I like to stay up late, and we are oten on RC patrol at the same time during recent nights in the past few weeks. It can be pretty entertaining. One vandal kept adding nonsense about Chuck Norris to varoius articles, and I had no idea who he was before, so I was inspired to look at his article. Anyway, I like to eat snacks like candy, chips and pretzels when editing Wikipedia at night. Academic Challenger 09:51, 7 February 2006 (UTC)

I can never get to sleep at night. My mind is restless. Interesting name, by the way--Acebrock 06:29, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

Iron helps us play! -- Samir ∙ (the scope) 09:58, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun. – ClockworkSoul 05:47, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

I wish I knew how to sleep. --Scaife ^(Talk) Don't forget Hanlon's Razor 08:03, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

Need......appetizah! Man...sleep would be a good thing too. Kukini 07:32, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

You add depth and meaning to the wikipedia experience...but make sure not to be exposed to over-illumination, a cause of circadian rhythm distrubance. Anlace 15:09, 25 March 2006 (UTC)

Also caused by the Irish [3] TKE 03:47, 27 March 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep, waste of time. Considering Uberman schedule. Expect to crash for 16 hours straight 2 days in. ZoFreX 04:10, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep, vandal will eat me. :) Algebra 16:42, 7 April 2006 (UTC)

Vandals can't sleep! Can't sleep, clown will eat me will eat them. Keep it up! -- Szvest 12:59, 10 April 2006 (UTC) ^{Wiki me up™}

Hmm... you know, it's 3 A.M. somewhere... Matt Yeager ♫ (Talk?) 23:35, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

The Federated States of Imnsonia... pop. 156 million and growing... Buchanan-Hermit™..SCREAM!!!.... 08:15, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Ummm ... why don't you just say 'no'? Kaimiddleton 05:10, 24 April 2006 (UTC)

Let a wimple cancel ten owls. Well, cancel a wet simpleton. Ten cetaceans will mop well. A sceptical Ellen won't mewl. Cleduc 02:22, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Clowns don't eat all of you silly. They eat you like fried chicken!!!-Gangsta-Easter-Bunny 12:16, 6 May 2006 (UTC)

Though you can't sleep because of a clown, you are the doom-bringer for vandals! Funnybunny (^talk/_{Counter Vandalism Unit}) 03:49, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for protecting my favorite articles against vandalism. And, to keep you awake whilst looking for vandals, here is another clown picture, and one of my favorites. : ) Madman 17:11, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Wow, a lot of insomnimaniacs. ;) I didn't sleep very much at all last night (or the night before, but at least then I stayed in bed), so I got up at about half past midnight. Now I know that sleep is a good thing. :P —$ΡЯΙNGεrαgђ (-¢|ε|Ŀ|T|♫-) 19:38, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, I slept like a charm. A little bothered by my big red nose, as usual, but tonight I didn't have trouble digesting that fat kid.--SidiLemine 09:03, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

I used to have dreams about a scary clown (seriously), but now I don't sleep, so it's no longer a problem.--The Great Llama^{(speak to the Llama!)}

"You gotta believe me, Mandy! Clowns are nothing but ultimate EVIL!!! They want to become the dominant species on the planet-and they'll DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!!" Link 486

Can't sleep... must eat clown clowner chowder... — Editor at Large^(speak) 22:59, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm actually nocternal, does that still count? Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . Editor Review} 07:09, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Your name inspires to new heights of random acts of zaniness. Sethie 23:08, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

I am very much a night person, yes. Tonight though, it is partially caused by me being sick and not feeling like sleeping, while not particularly wanting to be awake either. Grandmasterka 10:19, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

I think I'm naturally nocturnal too... if left to my own devices I tend to go to bed when it's getting light. Unfortunately university doesn't mix well with being nocturnal! --Deskana (For Great Justice!) 11:00, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Haven't you figured out? We're already in a giant clown. The whole universe is. I'm frightened particularly by the prospect that a large blob of gastric ooze may dissolve the planet. Any second now... --queso man 03:19, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, clowns are supposed to be funny and entertaining to people of all ages.

A clown is not a cannibal. So you don't have to worry about it. King Lopez 10:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Ask the clown if he would like to eat a nice bagel instead of eating you.

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-10/2705_PBF012AD-Gotcha_The_Clown.jpg bbx 09:49, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Great job with preventing vandalism Funnyfarmofdoom 21:10, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

• I second that. --Yodamace1 01:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)
• I third that. SU Linguist 20:39, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
• I fourth that, I've seen your name about 50 times in the last hour on the recent edits page. -Painezor 04:46, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• I fifth that. Keep up the good work.King Lopez 09:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• I sixth that. You are the greatest clown. Extremely sexy 16:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
• I seventh that. Thanks. Detlef 04:04, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• I eighth it ... now my tummy aches JAXHERE | ^Talk 03:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
• I nineth that jak 03:24, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
• I tenth it ;P -- Nbound 06:36, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
• I eleventh it :P (MUST KILL ALL VANDALS!!!!) -- Daandyman 11:31, 18 February 2007 (GMT)
• I XIIth it. :D Cheers, S.D. ¿п? § 03:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
• BAH! ENOUGH! Who wants to come with me to go pig out at the fridge? :) DTD

		The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
		Thanks for your continuous efforts to keep maintain wiki-integrity! Jerry lavoie 11:10, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

		The Tireless Contributor Barnstar
		I award you, Can't sleep, clown will eat, with the tireless contributor barnstar for blocking 16,500+ vandals, protecting 1,500+ pages and deleting more than 5,000 pages on Wikipedia. I guess you really can't sleep. Great job! It was no wonder that you were given the tools to help assist with maintenance. I don't know where you want to put it, but you can have it wherever you want.--Wikipedier (talk • contribs) 05:22, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

You are da bomb! TNTfan101 02:15, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Nope: he was => "boom". Extremely sexy 12:41, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Hi ; ) just passing by to say it amused me to see you revert the vandal "speedy deletion" edit in Corky. The same guy succeeded in having my (good) translation of the article deleted hours after I wrote it – with the same reason given in German (and the responsible admin refuses to restore it). Your action makes me take this with ease, since you are an admin yourself. Best wishes, Regenspaziergang 23:25, 28 June 2007 (UTC) btw. 01:25 am here ^^

You truly have changed my life. Shikyo3 15:57, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I had a depressingly fun revelation of which you should be aware: I know nothing about you, but I realized we strangely share something in common: our love of children. I honestly don't know how many of your 6-month school blocks of repeatedly "innocent" children I've had to get extended when they expire and the little, ermm, "rascals," show up again to make our lives interesting. I can't sleep-- kids will vandalize me. Heh, anyway, keep up the great work and cheers. :) --slakr 16:47, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Your page rocks! Singyouranthem 12:13, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

A clown tried to eat me when I was five years old. I tried kicking it, but it wouldn't stop biting my leg :( --Shroopliss 01:38, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

You're certainly not alone in your fear of clowns or coulrophobia: I can't stand clowns, can't even say why because I've never had any clowns threaten me. I never even heard of John Wayne Gasey until adulthood.. "It" scared the crap out of me though.. had nightmares for weeks. LOL

--Dp67 | QSO | Sandbox | UBX's 11:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Love the page, love the name, love the episode of The Simpsons you got it from, great job! --Simpsons fan 66 06:11, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Can't sleep, Can't sleep, Clown will eat me will eat me. :P ----Jump! Slash! Dash! Ouch! Super Mario SonicBOOM! 16:34, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

What you have heard is true. Why just last night I fell asleep and not a moment later I was eaten. --Nealparr ^{(talk to me)} 09:59, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

They haunt me in my dreams... esp. the goth-ish clowns. However, coulophobia (sp?) is not a big problem I suffer from. My parents think its stupid. Though I avoid them on the Fourth of July... they are definitely freakish. --Éowyn of Rohan | Talk _(MWB) 18:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi There, How are you so majorly awesome at finding vandals and banishing them? Seems like you have a gift. You never seem to be wrong and you always explain yourself afterwards. You are truly great.CaptainWicked (talk) 21:54, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

You are truly great. Probably the most unique user on wiki but the most loved as well. You have a history that is treasured resulting in millions of users knowing you and admiring what you do including me. It is sad that i was not on to vote for your RFA because i wanted to show my support just like everyone else. Well so long from me. Roadrunnerz45 (talk) 08:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC)