The userboxes will explain all.
| | | sane | This user is relatively sane and will not stab you when you sleep | | | J | This user trusts Jimbo. | |
| |  | Contrary to popular belief, this user is drug-free. | | | ubx-n | This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. | |
| |  | This user does not smoke. | | |
| |  | This user's time zone is GMT. | | |
| | | | — | This user does not like colors. | |
 | This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts. | | | |
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| Boris | I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories? | |  | This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades. | |  | This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything. | |
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 | No user serviceable parts inside. | |  | Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626 | |
| |  | This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. | |  | This user is not and has never been Napoleon. | |
| | |  | The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! | |
| | | | php | This user can program in PHP. | |
| | | | fgn-0 | This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough. | |
| | | they he or she | This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. | |
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| ’s | Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. | | | | AIM-0 | This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer. | |
| | | | NO! | This user believes that all political parties are corrupt and/or powerless and are best avoided.. | |
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 | No user serviceable parts inside. | |  | This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her own edits. | |  | This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! | |
| | |  | This user contributes using a PC. | |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. | | | |
| your/ you’re | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. | | | . The | This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. | | |
| | | | Mmm, userboxes | This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. | |
| UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! or else... | |  | This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. | | | 238.584px | This user believes all userboxes should be the same size! | |
| IP | This person's IP is ::1. | | | 1, 2, 3... | This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. | | |
| | |  | Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609 | |
6 C 12.011 | This user is made out of Carbon. | |  | It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. | |  | This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. | |
| | |  | This user has a website, which can be found here. | |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. | | | |
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 | This user contributes using a laptop. | |  | This user contributes using a PC. | | This UBX has been made obselete by the User:UBX/AMD userbox, it is recommended that you switch to that userbox. |
| | | BB | This user contributes using a broadband connection. | |  | This user is a guppy owner. | |
| | | T | This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. | | |
| | | | OWN | This user uses an email account with his/her own domain name. | |
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| | |  | This user has a keen interest in physics. | |
| |  | This user does not like iPods. | |  | This user does not like socklessness. | |
| | |  | This user enjoys watching the weather. | |
| |  | This user reads between the lines. | | |
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| |  | This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. | | |
 | This user is interested in The Jedi Order. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. | | | This user is originally from planet Kashyyyk, but lives on Endor. | | |
| PAL | This user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. | | | Free | This user's TV service provider is Freeview. | | |
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| DR R | This user prefers the radio series of Dead Ringers rather than the TV version, and knows that Brian Perkins is the godfather of Radio 4. | | | 7 | This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone. | |
 | This user reads compact newspapers. | | |  | This user's favorite subject is Physics. | |
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