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I would make a great user page, but I really don't have the time :(.
I'm not a bad artist, though. On a seemingly unrelated subject, I'd like to say it seems all user-names which start with '!' or some other useless number, like '7' (except me, perhaps) are usually sockpuppets.
Oh, yeah, and for those of you wondering...
[edit] Awards Will not add here yet. Too lazy.  | This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. | | 13 | This user is 13 years old. |  | This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy. |  | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |  | In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout. |  | This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs. |  | This user wants to be your friend. | | T | This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire. | | LM | This user thinks that the U.S. Army should have used the Lamborghini LM instead of the Hummer H1 | | I hate you all so much. | This user hates everybody for a damn good reason that they simply haven't figured out yet. |  | This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes. |  | This user acknowledges Canada's role in Afghanistan as a peacekeeping mission. |  |  | This user is a yet-to-be-discovered INSERT-YOUR-CAREER-HERE. |  | This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up... | | # | This user feels just slightly
frightened of this Jack Dent. | | ??! | This page Smells Funny. |  | It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. | | This user's species is a 1337 1-14xx09\. | ' |  | This user has been living in a cave somewhere. | | H5N1 | This user is infected by the Deadly virus H5N1 and is armed and dangerous. | | H5N1 | If you see him report it to the medical companies to experiment *cough* analyse him. |  | This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. | | UPN | This user thinks that UPN stands for "Used Parts Network" (or should!). |  | Brick. |  | Brick(s). | | If you can read this, you have really good vision. |  | This user finds everything funny. Hee-hee-hee! Look at that tree! It's hilarious! |  | This userbox has taken over this userpage! | | pox | This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual. |  | This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page! |  | This user has no userboxes on his or her userpage. | | -xen | This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. | | Grue | It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. |  | This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. | | nevermore | This user's soul from out that shadow... shall be lifted Nevermore. |  | This user follows Rule One:
Pillage, then burn. | | This user follows Rule Six:
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. | | This user follows Rule 34:
If you’re leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun. | | This user follows Rule 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." |  | This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |  | This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. |
 | This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything. |  | No user serviceable parts inside. | | ’s | Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. | | to/too/
two | Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. | | | its & it's | This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. | | || |  | This user reads between the lines. |
| IntS-4 | Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you. |  | This user lives for black olive pizza. | | "it" | This user prefers being called it. |  | This user does not smoke. |  | Actually, the Internet is serious business. |  | This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves. |  | This user contributes using a PC. | | G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. | | (X) | This user wishes he/she had an Omnitrix. | | Majority ≠ right | This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. |  | This user is a fish, or at least thinks so. | | This user would like to refer to him/herself in the first person but is just too damn tired. |  | This user respects the beliefs and religions of others. | | Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex | This user prefers the cereal comma. | | rant | It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle. | | Burrito ergo sum | I fart, therefore I am. |  | This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you. | | | This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is. |  | This user's favourite colour is green. |  | This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! |  | The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! | | n00b | This user is a n00b. | | blah blah blah | This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that... |  | Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609 |  | This user is not and has never been Napoleon. | | dumb | This user doesn't know how to use Userboxes. | | 1, 2, 3... | This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. | | I wish there weren't that much userboxes beginning with This user... | | SARC | This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. |  | Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me. |  | This user is interested in the Bible. | | This user is a Bible reader. |  | This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. | | CHEATED | This user has found ROGERCHOCODILESs secret sub page, but has cheated! Muahahaha! |  | This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. | jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;a | This user likes banging on the keyboard. |  | This user thinks time zones are evil. | | ... | This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact. | | ... | This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. | | | | This user is a person, and nothing else matters. | | UBX | This user hopes you read each and every one of err... it's userboxes! or else... |  | This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! | | V | This user adheres to the philosophy that an edit a day keeps the vandals at bay. | | CTB | This user has contributed to the following pages. |  | This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. | | Too many userboxes | This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! | | 238.584px | This user believes all userboxes should be the same size! | | Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby. |  | This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. |  | This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. |  | This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her own edits. |  | This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. |  | New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind. |  | This user is an out of control renegade editor who's thought of by some Wikiprojects as a...loose cannon.Actually I'm not promicious enough currently... but the time will come!!! Muahahahaha!!! |  | This user will not lose the ability to imagine upon reaching the burden of adulthood. | | This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up... |  | This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page. | |
