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Mr. Woodcock is a 2007 comedy directed by Craig Gillespie, and starring Seann William Scott, Billy Bob Thornton, Susan Sarandon, Amy Poehler, and Ethan Suplee. The film was released on September 14, 2007.
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During their childhood, John Farley (Seann William Scott) and many of his classmates were tormented by their sadistic gym teacher, Mr. Jasper Woodcock (Billy Bob Thornton). Since then, things have turned out quite well for John, who has gone on to become a successful self-help author and motivational speaker about "letting go", inspired by his own experiences. But when John's hometown offers him an award, he decides to return home and face his unpleasant memories. His manager initially rejects it as too trivial, but John is pleased by the award and returns to Nebraska to receive it. When John returns home he is horrified to find that Woodcock is now dating his widowed mother Beverly (Susan Sarandon), and the two become engaged shortly after. To make matters worse, Mr. Woodcock is being awarded for his years of educating children. Mr. Woodcock's behavior toward Farley is still unpleasant. John tries to break up the engagement to save both himself and his mother. To that end, he decides to beat Mr. Woodcock at his own game and spends the whole day with him. First, they visit a gym, where, after a rather long speech, Mr. Woodcock berates him for constantly talking. The two then go on treadmills, where John attempts to run faster than Mr. Woodcock, and is launched into a set of weights behind him. They then go into a retirement home, where Mr. Woodcock pushes a man in a wheelchair into the pool. John, thinking he is unable to swim, tries to dive in and save him, but is knocked out by the man (who apparently can swim), and has to be given mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. When he gets home, his old classmate, Nedderman (Ethan Suplee), and his younger brother are there, with a tape containing fake evidence of Mr. Woodcock's abuse. When Mr. Woodcock and Beverly come home, the fake evidence immediately cuts to a scene of Nedderman driving in his truck, ranting about how hot John's mom is, wishing he could motorboat her breasts. He tries to rewind the tape, but only ends up repeating parts of his rant. At the carnival, Woodcock is better at various games, though John wins in an eating contest, but not before embarrassing himself in front of the crowd. Irritated, he meets up with Nedderman, who has found Mr. Woodcock's ex-wife. She tells John that they divorced because of infidelity; the reason she had not done that earlier was the great sex with Mr. Woodcock, once he made her black out from pleasure, and made her speak Portuguese, despite having no knowledge of the language. John decides to expose it to his mom, and he and his classmate go to Mr. Woodcock's house. As they are trying to find evidence, Mr. Woodcock comes up the stairs, forcing them to hide. As soon as Mr. Woodcock comes in, John's mom comes in as well, and they have sex on the bed (making her speak a phrase in Portuguese in the process) as John suffers underneath them. With excitement, his friend opens the shutters and records the whole scene, claiming it was "Way better than anything off the internet". Next they are at the award ceremony for Woodcock. One by one people come up to the stage and praise him for the good that he has done in their life. Then John is awarded the "Corn Cob Key" and during his acceptance speech, he sums up the misery Woodcock has supposedly caused, but he makes a fool of himself. Much of his evidence is busted, as his classmate did not die as he thought and his ex-wife cheated on him, instead of vice versa. After Woodcock threatens to beat up John, Beverly becomes so mad that she breaks up with Woodcock. The next day, John has to do a live video interview with Tyra Banks. His mother tells John that he never thought of what made her happy and always thought about himself. John runs out of his interview and apologizes to Woodcock. They then get into a fight that turns into, in full costumes, wrestling. It ends with Jasper getting rushed to the hospital by John. John rushes Jasper on his gurney to his mom who is sitting atop a float on a parade. After his gurney flips over on the "one pothole in the town" his mother takes him to the hospital where John gives his blessings to his mother and tells his mother that Jasper is a very good person and molded him into what he is today. The film ends at Christmas, with Jasper telling John that he read his book. After his next book Backbone: The Definite Guide to Self Confidence is released, Jasper tells John that his mom is pregnant, and the film closes with him saying "Just joking". [edit] Cast
[edit] ReceptionAs of November 8, 2009 on the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, 13% of critics gave the film positive reviews, based on 105 reviews.[1] On Metacritic, the film had an average score of 41 out of 100, based on 25 reviews.[2] Although the film was heavily criticized, Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars.[3] [edit] Blu-ray Disc and DVD releaseThe Blu-ray Disc and DVD were released on January 15, 2008. The HD DVD version of the movie was scheduled to be released shortly after the Blu-ray version, but Warner Bros./New Line's decision to exclusively support Blu-ray has led to the cancellation of all New Line HD DVD titles (along with all Warner Bros. HD DVD titles after May 2008). [edit] References
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