Maria Schneider may refer to:

• Maria Schneider (actor) (born 1952), French actress who played Jeanne in the 1972 film Last Tango in Paris
• Maria Schneider (musician) (born 1960), American musician and composer
• Maria Schneider (cartoonist), American cartoonist and illustrator best known for her work with the satirical online newspaper The Onion
• Lieutenant Dish, Lieutenant Maria "Dish" Schneider, a fictional character.

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