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Joe McDoakes is the protagonist of a series of 63 black and white live action comedy one reel short subjects released between 1942 and 1956. The Joe McDoakes shorts are also known as the Behind the Eight Ball series (for the large eight ball Joe appeared from behind in the opening credits) or the So You Want... series (as most of the films were titled).

The entire series was produced and directed by Richard Bare (d/b/a Richard L. Bare Productions) and distributed by Warner Bros. under their Vitaphone brand. George O'Hanlon, who would later provide the voice of George Jetson, starred as Joe McDoakes. These one-reel shorts were co-written by Bare and O'Hanlon, although Bare usually received sole screen credit as writer. Art Gilmore served as the narrator of Joe's humorous efforts to accomplish the activity that was the focus of the short. Gordon Hollingshead, who won five Academy Awards for producing other short subjects for Warner Brothers, was also credited as a producer on the series until his death in 1952, although his role on this series was primarily as liaison between the studio and the director.

Contents 1 History 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Billed cast and crew 2.2 Alice McDoakes 2.3 Character actors with 10 or more appearances 2.4 Guest cast notable for other roles 3 Shorts 4 Home video availability 5 External links

[edit] History

The series began with So You Want to Give Up Smoking as a project by Bare to teach his students at the University of Southern California the fundamentals of making a movie. It was picked up by Warner Bros. for $2500 and became the first of a series of short subjects.^(1942a) Only one more short was produced before World War II caused it to be suspended, but production resumed in 1945 with So You Think You're Allergic.⁽¹⁹⁴⁵⁾

These first three shorts were filmed silent, with narration added in post-production, in the manner of the popular Pete Smith shorts, made at MGM from 1931 to 1955. They also resembled the Smith shorts in that they addressed actual, everyday problems (giving up smoking, caring for the eyes, coping with allergies) in an instructional but humorous way.

In 1946 the series began using live sound recording, and the addition of dialog gave the films a new dimension. Now the action was being played strictly for laughs, with many familiar character actors adding to the fun. Many of the shorts are domestic comedies, with "the original hard-luck kid" McDoakes insisting on carrying a project through, with often disastrous consequences. So You Want to Build a Model Railroad has Joe so engrossed in the hobby that it overruns his entire apartment; So You Want to Be a Cowboy has Joe going to a movie, and creating a disturbance when he envisions himself as a cowboy hero; So You're Going on a Vacation has Joe struggling with a camping outfit.

Warner contract player Jane Harker co-starred as Joe's wife, Alice, in eight comedies, beginning with So You Want to Play the Horses in 1946 and ending with So You Want to Build a House in 1948.^{(1946a)(1948c)}. Phyllis Coates would start her screen career by taking up the role of Alice later that year in So You Want to Be in Politics.^(1948e). Coates had married producer/director Bare that same year. The working relationship between Coates and Bare would survive their divorce. Coates gave up the role to play Lois Lane in the first season of Adventures of Superman. Former singing star Jane Frazee took up the role beginning in 1954 with So You Want to Be Your Own Boss,^(1954b) but Coates returned to the role in 1956, and played the part the in the final installment So Your Wife Wants to Work.^(1956d) Harker, Coates, and Frazee each displayed a fine sense of comedy as Joe's long-suffering mate. While the Alice character would appear in most of the shorts, the actress playing her would not be billed, and unless the story required Joe to be married, not only would Alice not appear, but Joe could even be a bachelor again, as there was no continuity between installments.

Star O'Hanlon and director Bare shared the same crazy sense of humor, which ran all through the series. So You Want to Be a Detective kids the daylights out of the detective mystery "The Lady in the Lake," with the action in the first person and the camera representing everything tough-guy Joe sees. In So You Want to Be in Pictures, McDoakes is listening to a record that is providing an acting lesson, and when the telephone rings the record tells him to answer it. Later in that same short, McDoakes is hired to serve as a stunt double at a movie studio. The job turns out to be a George O'Hanlon comedy (the clapboard identifies it as So You Want To Hold Your Wife), and Joe takes a pie in the face from Jane Harker! So You Want to Know Your Relatives turns into a wicked satire of This Is Your Life, with Joe as the reluctant recipient. Joe occasionally punctuates the end of a scene by looking straight into the camera to speak to (or commiserate with) the movie audience.

The series hit its stride in the late 1940s, gaining three consecutive Academy Award nominations in the category of Short Subjects, one-reel for So You Want to Be in Pictures^(1947b), So You Want to Be on the Radio,^(1948f) and So You Think You're Not Guilty.^(1950b) for 1947, 1948, and 1949. The series ran until 1956, when the demise of the studio system brought an end to the production of short subjects by Warner Bros. and the other Hollywood studios.

[edit] Cast and Crew

Note: Appearance credits for non-billed actors may be incomplete or incorrect due to inaccurate sources.

[edit] Billed cast and crew

• George O'Hanlon - Joe McDoakes
• Art Gilmore - Narrator (1942-48)
• Richard Bare - Director/Producer
• Gordon Hollingshead - Producer

[edit] Alice McDoakes

• Jane Harker ^{(1946a) (1947a) (1947b) (1947c) (1947d) (1947e) (1948a) (1948c)}
• Phyllis Coates ^{(1948e) (1948f) (1949c) (1949d) (1950a) (1950b) (1950c) (1950d) (1951b) (1951d) (1951e) (1951f) (1952a) (1952c) (1952f) (1953c) (1953d) (1953e) (1954a) (1956b) (1956d)}
• Jane Frazee ^{(1954b) (1954c) (1954e) (1955a) (1955b) (1955d) (1956a) (1956c)}

[edit] Character actors with 10 or more appearances

• Rodney Bell ^{(1942b) (1951a) (1951c) (1951f) (1952a) (1952e) (1953c) (1954a) (1954e) (1955c)}
• Fred Kelsey ^{(1946a) (1946b) (1946c) (1947a) (1948a) (1948b) (1948d) (1948e) (1948f) (1950b) (1951d) (1951e) (1953a) (1953c) (1953e) (1954d) (1954e) (1955a)}
• Ted Stanhope ^{(1947c) (1947d) (1947e) (1948a) (1948f) (1950b) (1951e) (1952a) (1953e) (1955d)}
• Clifton Young ^{(1946a) (1946c) (1947c) (1948a) (1948b) (1948c) (1948d) (1948e) (1948f) (1949b) (1949d) (1950b)}

[edit] Guest cast notable for other roles

• Arthur Q. Bryan, the voice of Elmer Fudd, appeared on screen in So You Want to Build a Model Railroad^(1955d) and filled in for Art Gilmore as the narrator in So You Want to Be a Policeman.^(1955f)
• George Chandler and Ronald Reagan, both of whom would later be President of the Screen Actors Guild (SAG), appeared in the same short, So You Want to Be in Pictures.^(1947b)
• Iron Eyes Cody offered a "scalp" treatment to Joe in So You Want to Keep Your Hair.^(1946b)
• The screen duo of Doris Day and Gordon MacRae has a cameo in So You Want a Television Set.^(1953c)
• Charlie Hall, who served as the foil in many Laurel and Hardy shorts, had his last screen appearance in So You Want to Play the Piano.^(1956c)
• Lyle Talbot, a founding member of SAG, was in So You Want to Be Your Own Boss.^(1954b)

[edit] Shorts

1. So You Want to Give Up Smoking at the Internet Movie Database (1942a) ¹ 
2. So You Think You Need Glasses at the Internet Movie Database (1942b) ^B 
3. So You Think You're Allergic at the Internet Movie Database (1945) ¹ 
4. So You Want to Play the Horses at the Internet Movie Database (1946a) ^{1  H  K  Y} 
5. So You Want to Keep Your Hair at the Internet Movie Database (1946b) ^{1  K} 
6. So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck at the Internet Movie Database (1946c) ^{K  Y} 
7. So You're Going to Be a Father at the Internet Movie Database (1947a) ^{H  K} 
8. So You Want to Be in Pictures at the Internet Movie Database (1947b) ^{1  2  H} 
9. So You're Going on a Vacation at the Internet Movie Database (1947c) ^{H  S  Y} 
10. So You Want to Be a Salesman at the Internet Movie Database (1947d) ^{H  S} 
11. So You Want to Hold Your Wife at the Internet Movie Database (1947e) ^{H  S} 
12. So You Want an Apartment at the Internet Movie Database (1948a) ^{H  K  S  Y} 
13. So You Want to Be a Gambler at the Internet Movie Database (1948b) ^{K  Y} 
14. So You Want to Build a House at the Internet Movie Database (1948c) ^{1  H  Y} 
15. So You Want to Be a Detective at the Internet Movie Database (1948d) ^{K  Y} 
16. So You Want to Be in Politics at the Internet Movie Database (1948e) ^{1  C  K  Y} 
17. So You Want to Be on the Radio at the Internet Movie Database (1948f) ^{1  C  K  S  Y} 
18. So You Want to Be a Baby-Sitter at the Internet Movie Database (1949a)
19. So You Want to Be Popular at the Internet Movie Database (1949b) ^Y 
20. So You Want to Be a Muscle Man at the Internet Movie Database (1949c) ^C 
21. So You're Having In-Law Trouble at the Internet Movie Database (1949d) ^{C  Y} 
22. So You Want to Get Rich Quick at the Internet Movie Database (1949e)
23. So You Want to Be an Actor at the Internet Movie Database (1949f)
24. So You Want to Throw a Party at the Internet Movie Database (1950a) ^C 
25. So You Think You're Not Guilty at the Internet Movie Database (1950b) ^{1  C  K  S  Y} 
26. So You Want to Hold Your Husband at the Internet Movie Database (1950c) ^C 
27. So You Want to Move at the Internet Movie Database (1950d) ^C 
28. So You Want a Raise at the Internet Movie Database (1950e)
29. So You're Going to Have an Operation at the Internet Movie Database (1950f)
30. So You Want to Be a Handyman at the Internet Movie Database (1951a) ^B 
31. So You Want to Be a Cowboy at the Internet Movie Database (1951b) ^C 
32. So You Want to Be a Paperhanger at the Internet Movie Database (1951c) ^B 
33. So You Want to Buy a Used Car at the Internet Movie Database (1951d) ^{C  K} 
34. So You Want to Be a Bachelor at the Internet Movie Database (1951e) ^{C  K  S} 
35. So You Want to Be a Plumber at the Internet Movie Database (1951f) ^{B  C} 
36. So You Want to Get It Wholesale at the Internet Movie Database (1952a) ^{B  C  S} 
37. So You Want to Enjoy Life at the Internet Movie Database (1952b)
38. So You're Going to a Convention at the Internet Movie Database (1952c) ^C 
39. So You Never Tell a Lie at the Internet Movie Database (1952d)
40. So You're Going to the Dentist at the Internet Movie Database (1952e) ^B 
41. So You Want to Wear the Pants at the Internet Movie Database (1952f) ^C 
42. So You Want to Be a Musician at the Internet Movie Database (1953a) ^K 
43. So You Want to Learn to Dance at the Internet Movie Database (1953b)
44. So You Want a Television Set at the Internet Movie Database (1953c) ^{1  B  C  K} 
45. So You Love Your Dog at the Internet Movie Database (1953d) ^C 
46. So You Think You Can't Sleep at the Internet Movie Database (1953e) ^{C  K  S} 
47. So You Want to Be an Heir at the Internet Movie Database (1953f)
48. So You're Having Neighbor Trouble at the Internet Movie Database (1954a) ^{B  C} 
49. So You Want to Be Your Own Boss at the Internet Movie Database (1954b) ^{1  F} 
50. So You Want to Go to a Nightclub at the Internet Movie Database (1954c) ^F 
51. So You Want to Be a Banker at the Internet Movie Database (1954d) ^K 
52. So You're Taking in a Roomer at the Internet Movie Database (1954e) ^{B  F  K} 
53. So You Want to Know Your Relatives at the Internet Movie Database (1954f)
54. So You Don't Trust Your Wife at the Internet Movie Database (1955a) ^{F  K} 
55. So You Want to Be a Gladiator at the Internet Movie Database (1955b) ^F 
56. So You Want to Be on a Jury at the Internet Movie Database (1955c) ^B 
57. So You Want to Build a Model Railroad at the Internet Movie Database (1955d) ^{1  F  S} 
58. So You Want to Be a V.P. at the Internet Movie Database (1955e)
59. So You Want to Be a Policeman at the Internet Movie Database (1955f) ¹ 
60. So You Think the Grass Is Greener at the Internet Movie Database (1956a) ^F 
61. So You Want to Be Pretty at the Internet Movie Database (1956b) ^C 
62. So You Want to Play the Piano at the Internet Movie Database (1956c) ^{1  F} 
63. So Your Wife Wants to Work at the Internet Movie Database (1956d) ^{1  C} 

[edit] Home video availability

Warner Bros. has released the entire series of 63 shorts in the DVD-R format, as The Joe McDoakes Collection. Individual shorts can also be found as extras on DVDs of classic Warner Bros. films of the period:

• So You Want to Be an Actor is on the DVD of My Dream Is Yours.^[1]
• So You Want to Learn to Dance and So You Want a Television Set are on the DVD of By the Light of the Silvery Moon.^[1]
• So You Want to Be on the Radio is on the DVD of Adventures of Don Juan.^[2]
• So You Want to Give Up Smoking is on the DVD of All Through the Night.
• So Your Wife Wants to Work is on the DVD of The Spirit of St. Louis.
• So You Want to Be in Pictures is on the DVD of The Hasty Heart.
• So You Think You Need Glasses is on the DVD of The Man Who Came to Dinner.
• So You Think You're a Nervous Wreck is on the DVD of A Night in Casablanca.
• So You Want to Be a Detective is on the DVD of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

[edit] External links

• Richard L. Bare Productions at the Internet Movie Database
• Production history and complete Warner Archive Collection series DVD review